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january 30, 2009

today i discovered airborne- an amazing product that helps boost your immune system with an overload of vitamins.  a few days ago when i felt the initial symptoms of a cold, i drank some chocolate milk in hopes that the it will somehow help.  to my disappointment, it didn’t.  

then today a friend introduced me to airborne, at which point i ran to walgreens and got myself a pair (buy one get one half off…). 

(airborne!)

(hah!  1667% of vitamin c as a % of daily value.  i’m most certain that my body was unable to absorb 90% of the vitamin c that i consumed through airborne… but it never hurts to try huh?)

(conveniently packed to take anywhere!)

(inconvenient tablets that have to be dissolved in water)

so did it work?  i felt somewhat better friday, but not much better the next day.  hopefully it’ll help more if i take it earlier next time.

the whole purpose of taking airborne was to get better quick in hopes of  hitting the books again.  a side purpose was to feel better for lezlee’s birthday party at la lola, a relatively new tapas restaurant in the city.  it’s always fun to take part in birthday celebrations.  i missed the big one in LA last week so i was happy to be part of this one in SF.  it was also nice to see lezlee and friends whom i haven’t seen since 2008!  

(la lola had some delicious sangria’s)

(this was one delicious cake)

for 2 차 , we headed over to the foggy part of town aka ‘daly city’ for some good old bowling.  the first game was a bit frustrating as i couldn’t mark any frames, but the second game turned out to be my personal best at 222.  how’d i get there?  i dunno… but i probably got a performance boost from airborne, bud light, and the nickname ‘coolyoungsukit’.

(did i mix airborne in beer?! psh, that would just be stupid.  these to-go powder pixies required no water.  i drank the beer right after the pixies, so i might as well have mixed it in the beer though… )

(how i got to 5 strikes… nearly a flawless start!)

(how it ended…)

(the result; might i add… the split on the 10th frame was no easy cookie to pick up)

the nrb was our destination for 3 차.  2 hours were not enough to belt out all our favorite songs… but the nrb was packed and we couldn’t extend our stay.  it was a very fun day all around and a welcomed break from all the studying. 

(that’s right folks… now everybody can sing boa’s first american single ‘eat you up’ at nrb)

december 7, 2008

phil decided to cook dinner in honor of my awesomeness… true story, you can ask him yourself.  after cramming for my final all afternoon, i went over to phil’s new apartment to enjoy his (and grannet’s) cooking.  the food was delicious!  

(phil and grannet hard at work)

(grannet at work, cutting the bread for bruschetta)

(punch- made with phil’s mom’s secret recipe)

(yum!)

 

(phil’s philo)

(the pasta)

what was supposed to be an hour or two of dinner and hanging out turned out to be almost 4 hours of sharing stories and laughing.  you know it’s good times when everybody laughs like this:

thanks for an awesome night phil and grannet! and you’re welcome for my awesomness.

november 22, 2008

i finally watched madagascar 2 today and i didn’t have to watch it alone or borrow (…steal)  somebody’s kid to do it either!   i must say, however, it was rather disappointing.  it definitely failed to meet my expectations in terms of creativity, comedy and drama (ok, maybe not so much drama, but these movies are supposed to be ALL creativity!!).  the whole movie just felt very empty… but then again maybe it felt empty not because of a lack of a storyline, but because my baby cousins weren’t there :( .  sad, i know.  save your $10, don’t watch madagascar 2 in theatres…

october 29, 2008

in the final year of college i lived with a bunch of guys at a place that came to be known as the ‘white house’.  it was an awesome place, with awesome people, and we by far threw the most awesome parties.  as barney from himym would put it, our parties were legend… wait for it… dary (although i’ve realized he doesn’t say this anymore in the new season, sad).  although there are many stories that could be shared… and many that cannot be shared… i’d like to share the story of how we ended up with multiple holes in our walls:

story 1: when you throw parties in college, and when they are rumored to be awesome… you eventually find that more people come to your party than your house/hosts can really handle.  during one of our parties, there was a series of events that left our house empty of the party hosts.  unfortunately, the ann arbor police happened to come during this time to break up the awesome party and issue an unawesome noise violation ticket.  since none of the party hosts were home at the time, one of our other housemates that had nothing to do with the party had to take the ticket under his name (the hosts paid for the ticket of course).  he was understandable angry at the situation, and decided to take his frustration out on our hallway wall by punching it.  it made a big hole.

story 2: one of my best friends found his younger sister partying away at our party one day, and got into a big argument with her.  after the party was over, we were talking to him to help him calm down (he wasn’t mad at us btw considering our parties were, did i mention, awesome?).  for some odd and unexplainable reason, he decided it would be a great way to vent by punching the wall.  he made a big gaping hole in james’ room.  apparently, another friend witnessed this guy punching the wall, came in and asked, ‘are we punching holes in the wall?’  he then proceeded to punch the wall and make the hole bigger.  

story 3: another housemate, after a series of events (which i foresaw and warned) was sad and angry.  just when i felt like he had calmed down and the world seemed at peace, he too punched the wall in the hallway.  i’m not sure if it was really necessary, but then again, none of the punches were necessary.  after adding his mark to the wall with a big hole, he proceeded to his room and went to sleep…

as angry as these lets-punch-the-wall people were at the time, i can’t help but be humored when i replay the events in my head.  think about it… who punches walls and makes holes in them?  who does that?  who would do such a stupid thing?  seriously… 

because it may be hard for you to imagine these events in your head, himym enacted it for us (embedding is now allowed for this clip, but do follow the link).   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_PIixlTHfQ

there is one more story by the way, story 4: towards the end of the year i realized that we would soon have to patch all these holes up.  i found it amazing that all of these guys completely missed the stud when punching the wall.  had they hit even part of the stud, the holes probably wouldn’t have been as large as they were.  when i told james about this, he told me, “i don’t know?  why don’t you try punching the wall?”.  ok… to be fair, i’ll include a disclaimer that i blame everything on james, even when it’s clearly not his fault… in fact, he probably didn’t even say this.  anyway, as you can imagine i tried giving the wall a punch.  and voila!! housemates 4, wall 1.

sorry aaron, sorry paul… but these archived videos were too good to pass up.  just a normal day in the white house that james happened to capture on video (this was the year before my final year):

october 18, 2008

saturday morning started out with a run around town as put forth by my own goal for the year.  although my run distance and time was rather pathetic (i blame the beverages from the day before), it always feel good to start a day with some exercise and fresh air.  being the camera person i am, i wanted to capture some of the views i get running through the city.  it was a HUGE inconvenience, and i shall never carry my camera next time i go running.  i did however, get some good shots.

(pretty little marina district)

(a sign of a steep hill in sf is if it has stairs.  no matter where i run, i’ll always face a hill in sf.  at first these hills were the death of me, but i’m beginning to embrace them.  they give the running course some character, and challenge.  i think it also gives a boost to the workout.)

(a big hill has its rewards)

(muni tracks)

next came the red bull soap box race at dolores hill where amateurs race down a huge hill competing for speed and creativity.   i knew from the hundreds of adds around town that this event would be a big deal, but i would’ve never imagined it to be THIS big.

the weather was sunny and hot, the location was chaotic but awesome, the contestants were creative and fun, the crowd was drunk/high but very into the race… i don’t know what else to say, the event was awesome and i must give big props to red bull for being a genius marketing machine (i still think red bull = bachas, except red bull marketing >>>>> bachas marketing) .  the website says over 100,000 people went through the race site where we all saw the red bull logo in just about any direction.  what made the event awesome was that it was really a win-win situation for both red bull and fellow sf-ans who got to enjoy a sweet show.  and to think that i almost skipped the event to watch the michigan vs. penn state game… not cool.

(last time i saw this big of a crowd must’ve been a michigan football game)

(again… lots of people)

(a place to sit… some shade… smart)

(more track, more crowd, more red bull logos)

(probably my favorite car… the hamster wheel!)

(my second place finisher, the barry bond baseball)

(my third place finisher, the frying pan with egg and bacon)

(the track where 35 or 38 cars flew down)

(red bull girls were handing out free red bull as some might have expected.  i didn’t get any, bummer)

since will lives super close to the park, we headed over to his place after the race was over.  i was hungry and will suggested an awesome sandwich place near his apt called ike’s place.  ’wow, good sandwich’.  i would go as far to say that this is the best sandwich i’ve had in sf, and there are a lot of good sandwich places in sf.  it had the ingredients for success: it was fresh, not too greasy, not too big or small, not too salty or sweet, and it was delicious.   it’s nearly impossible to get 4.5/5 stars on yelp with anything over 100 reviews from the mere fact that different people have different tastes.  i’ve seen just a handful of places that have achieved this feat, and ike’s place is one of them.  it has 4.5 stars with over 400 reviews, and now i can see why.  it’s because the staff is friendly, and their sandwiches are freaking awesome.

the night concluded with irwin’s house warming party with many michigan alums.  it reminded me a lot of the parties in ann arbor during my undergrad years because 1. it was irwin’s party and 2. i think i was one of the youngest there.  but the differences was clear… the apt was clean, it had a great view of the bay bridge, milwaukee lights were replaced with heinekens, and patrons replaced popov… but the people stayed the same in their awesome ways and it was a lot of fun to hang out with these guys again.

during dinner at soot-bull-jip the other day, aaron asked, “are we getting jjigae with it?” and aaron being aaron, he quickly turned that into, “are we getting jiggy with it?” i admit, it was pretty funny, and it also reminded me of all the other konglish jokes i’ve heard in the past. since these jokes are awesome, here is a nice compilation of all the konglish jokes i know. enjoy!

what do you call a pre-occupied bean?

kong beejee

what do you call a broken bicycle?

mot-tah-cycle

where do lettuces worship?

at a sang-choo-ary

what do you call a big napkin?

a HUUU-geee

what did one forehead say to the other?

ya eemah!

what do you call a smelly bird?

nem seh…

what do you call the burnt rice at the bottom of a rice cooker?

bobby brown

what is the vampire’s favorite drink?

coh-pee

why did the korean smoker go to the horserace?

mal-bo-ro

what did the small fish say when he got eaten?

ooh-deng!

what did the bus driver say to the egg?

geh-rahn~!

what did the byun tae say to the mushroom?

buh-sut!

which celebrity will carry your luggage?

jim carey

how did the ice cream get into a car accident?

cha gah wah suh…

what did the fish say when it lost its bones?

oh my ga shee

what did the truck say to the bread?

bbang bbang!

what did the mama turkey say to the baby turkey?

gobble-ji-mah

and now we can add…

what did will smith ask the customers of a korean bbq restaurant?

getting jjigae with it?

i am an avid fan of the american classic, ‘wheel of fortune’. the show is celebrating its 25th season this year, and i feel that the show’s popularity despite not rewarding its contestants with extravagant $1 million dollar prizesis a testament to the show’s awesomeness.

anyway… this post isn’t to share my awe of the show, but of a particular contestant. i was watching this particular show at home… and since i didn’t have a chance to share it with anybody at the time, i felt compelled to at least post it here.

not only did she miss out on $33,450… she missed out on the carribean trip worth over $6k. sad. it was also funny how the next guy enunciated each word of the answer, haha. not cool.

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