during dinner at soot-bull-jip the other day, aaron asked, “are we getting jjigae with it?” and aaron being aaron, he quickly turned that into, “are we getting jiggy with it?” i admit, it was pretty funny, and it also reminded me of all the other konglish jokes i’ve heard in the past. since these jokes are awesome, here is a nice compilation of all the konglish jokes i know. enjoy!

what do you call a pre-occupied bean?

kong beejee

what do you call a broken bicycle?

mot-tah-cycle

where do lettuces worship?

at a sang-choo-ary

what do you call a big napkin?

a HUUU-geee

what did one forehead say to the other?

ya eemah!

what do you call a smelly bird?

nem seh…

what do you call the burnt rice at the bottom of a rice cooker?

bobby brown

what is the vampire’s favorite drink?

coh-pee

why did the korean smoker go to the horserace?

mal-bo-ro

what did the small fish say when he got eaten?

ooh-deng!

what did the bus driver say to the egg?

geh-rahn~!

what did the byun tae say to the mushroom?

buh-sut!

which celebrity will carry your luggage?

jim carey

how did the ice cream get into a car accident?

cha gah wah suh…

what did the fish say when it lost its bones?

oh my ga shee

what did the truck say to the bread?

bbang bbang!

what did the mama turkey say to the baby turkey?

gobble-ji-mah

and now we can add…

what did will smith ask the customers of a korean bbq restaurant?

getting jjigae with it?